A Sliders Fan Script
by Ashe P. Kirk
Episode 10 of my "Season 6 in the 2020s" series
Completed:
Maggie
Fine, I've been distant.
Mallory
It's because you love Quinn, isn't it?
Wade
Your Mom deserves to see you happy before she goes.
Quinn Double
Oh, you're a newbie? Welcome to Quinn Francisco!
Michael
So, it's been a long time, hasn't it?
Mayor Mallory
You seemed surprised to see one of our faces in charge around here.
Mallory
I always thought of myself as the Quinn consolation prize.
Quinn
Okay man, we need to have a chat later.
Bravo
You just doomed Quinn Francisco, Echo.
Quinn
Stop calling me that. --
-- I'd never put all those people in such imminent danger, because I'm not like you at all. --
-- I'm much worse.
Quinn
Bravo shouldn't give us any more trouble, at least for now. -- Last thing he remembers was sliding for the first time.
Quinn
You're really here.
Colin
Are you...?
Quinn
Yeah, it's me.
Charlie
Listen, I spent my captivity drawing up some plans you might want. It should make Colin's existence a little less... horrible.
Colin
I'd appreciate that.
Alfa
You wouldn't be interested in helping to rebuild this place? Make it a little more welcoming?
Quinn
I'll consider it. But for now, I've got a wedding to plan.
A medical research lab filled with women in lab coats bustles with life.
While the majority are ladies, a scant few men do walk among them.
One cubicle contains a woman of around 26, brown hair and intelligent eyes - Lani Hills. She types numbers into a spreadsheet, referring back to an MRI scan on the desk.
A woman, Shweta, peers over the cubicle wall and down at Lani.
Shweta
Lani, how are the figures looking?
Lani
(eyes on computer)
Couple more treatments and there should be full remission.
Shweta
That's fantastic!
I bet Doctor Rutger is so steamed that an assistant cracked the twinning algorithm before she did.
She holds out a fist, and Lani bumps it with her own, bashfully.
Lani
I guess so. She's put me on grunt work ever since.
Shweta
You just know she's going to be taking all the credit.
Lani shrugs.
Lani
I don't really care about all that. I'm just glad we're saving lives.
Shweta
(facetious)
Oh, she's so humble!
Shweta walks away, amused.
Lani returns to her work, but grabs a paper bag from under the desk, and opens it to reveal a muffin, which she begins to eat. The bag is labelled with a logo: "Mrs Hills Bakery."
The last time we saw Kelly Welles Prime, she was bringing Rembrandt groceries. Now, she enters her kitchen carrying a stack of mail, and there's a small package in the pile, which hasn't been addressed, but delivered directly to her mailbox.
Curiously, she opens it up to find a letter accompanied by a timer, which is ticking down from 9 days, 3 hours, and 46 seconds.
Recognising what this is, she hurriedly opens the accompanying envelope.
She reads the letter, and her expression turns to shock and incomprehension.
The Entryway looks the same as ever, except that in a corner of the room is a 4-foot diameter metal plate, with an 8-foot arch over it: one of many electro-magnetic enclosures that are now scattered through the house.
The vortex opens by the front door, as it has so many times before, and Michael Mallory steps out gingerly onto the marble floor.
He peers around the empty room, a little deflated that nobody is there to greet him.
Michael
(calling out)
Knock knock? Anyone home?
In response, the enclosure hums to life, filling with blue light. Michael looks at it in curiosity.
Then, a figure materialises in the field. It's Colin. Upon seeing Michael, his face lights up.
Michael walks to the enclosure, his eyes welling up.
Colin
Hi... Dad. Nice to finally meet you.
Michael extends an arm to the edge of the field.
Colin
I wouldn't touch that...
But it's too late; his fingertips are met with an electrical shock, and he pulls away.
Michael
Ouch.
Colin
(bittersweet)
I'm a... thorny rose bush. Look, but don't touch.
Michael
I thought for so long you were dead, Colin. I just wish I could hug you.
Colin sighs, shrugging.
Colin
Me too.
Michael
You can only exist in this tiny machine?
Colin
Well, thanks to the combined ingenuity of Diana, Charlie, and Quinn, I have had my range extended a bit. There are a number of these pods set up around the house, and I can jump from one to the other at the push of a button.
(excited)
And he rigged up a whole guesthouse for me. I have my own toilet!
Michael
(warmly)
I'm glad they've worked out how to keep you grounded, even if it's not under the most independent of circumstances.
Colin
It's far better than my life before, even if it does sometimes feel like captivity. Perhaps some day they'll figure out a better way.
Quinn (O.S.)
Dad!
Michael and Colin look towards the stairs. Quinn is descending them rapidly.
Michael
Morning, son!
He crosses the room and meets Quinn at the bottom of the stairs, and the two men hug.
Quinn
(disappointed)
I was hoping to be there when you two finally met.
Colin
Sorry brother, I couldn't wait.
Michael
So, I received your invitation. Congratulations.
Quinn
There's a lot of friends and family to wrangle from different Earths. Lucky for us, we have a surplus of timers now. Thanks, by the way.
Michael
Don't thank me, thank all your doubles.
Colin
I don't know Wade very well, but the two of you seem quite smitten.
(beat)
Whatever happened with you and Maggie? I seem to remember some chemistry there.
Quinn cringes.
Quinn
There's a conversation I've been avoiding.
(beat)
I was inside Mallory for the whole time they were married. In a way, it was like I was married to her, too. But we haven't talked about it since...
Colin
You really should clear the air before your wedding day.
Quinn
(sighing)
Yeah, I guess so.
Just now, Cole appears from the left side hall.
Cole
Ooh, "clear the air?" What kind of juicy gossip have I walked in on?
They see Michael.
Cole
Grandpa!
Cole hurries to him and wraps their arms around him.
Michael
Cole, it's good to see you as boisterous as ever.
Cole
Are you staying until the wedding?
Michael
No no, I'm only here for today to see Colin. I have council duties to attend to during the week. But I will be back here for the wedding.
Cole
(disappointed)
Oh, okay.
(at Quinn)
Everyone got their invites?
Quinn
I've invited who I can think of from Earth Prime, Wade's world, and here. The whole family.
Upon this last statement, he hesitates, as if he's just remembered something.
Cole catches this.
Cole
What was that look?
Quinn
(shaking his head)
It's nothing. I was just remembering a slide a long time ago when I... may or may not have... fathered a child.
Cole's jaw drops.
Cole
I could have a sibling and you never told me?!
Cole punches him in the arm, then it occurs to them:
Cole
Wait, with who?
Quinn
Look, it was a long time ago. We were on a world where the male population was extremely low. Sperm was hard to come by, and I owed someone a favour...
Cole grins widely in amusement.
Cole
(laughing)
You dog!
(beat)
Do you think there's any way of finding them?
Michael
Quinn Francisco or the Quinn Squad may have data on that world...
Cole's eyes light up.
Cole
Let's go!
Quinn shakes his head.
Quinn
Nah. There's only a minor chance she even conceived a child at all.
And even if we found the right world, can you imagine some random stranger coming up to you and saying: "Hey! I'm your long lost Dad from a parallel world and you're invited to my wedding! Well, see ya!"
Cole
(deflated)
Hmm, I guess you're right.
Cole stares into space. We can see they have not let go of this idea just yet.
Mallory lies on the sofa under a blanket, sleeping. It looks like he spent the whole night here. His feet poke out the end of the blanket.
Quinn wanders in the room, and sees him there. He sits down beside him.
Mallory doesn't stir, so Quinn pokes a finger into his foot a couple of times.
Mallory
(eyes still closed)
Stop that.
Quinn
Maggie kick you out of the bed again?
Mallory sits up, looking glum.
Mallory
(grumpy)
Yeah.
Quinn
I'm sorry, man. Is there anything I can do?
Mallory
(flatly)
Can you make Maggie stop being in love with you?
Quinn blanches.
Quinn
She... she is?
Mallory
How have you not noticed? I thought you were supposed to be perceptive!
Quinn
Who, me? I don't notice stuff like that! Do you know how long it took me to pick up on Wade's signals?
(beat)
Both Wades.
Mallory holds a palm to his forehead, and shakes his head.
Mallory
Okay, well Maggie has always been in love with you. The only reason she married me was because you were a part of me. And now that you're not there, our relationship is falling apart.
Quinn processes this with great concern.
Quinn
I'm sorry. I didn't know this was all because of me.
(beat)
I'll talk to her.
Mallory stands up, folding up his blanket.
Mallory
I'd appreciate that.
Quinn
Wait, before you go.
He stands, and looks at Mallory seriously.
Quinn
I spent long enough in your head to know all your complex feelings towards me, and I know you've always felt judged against my accomplishments, and it isn't fair.
Mallory
I get that you never chose any of what's happened, and it isn't your fault that the two of us are constantly compared.
Quinn
I just need you to know that you're worthy of love, and that you should measure your value by your own standards, not anyone else.
You're a good guy, Quinn, whether Maggie sees that or not.
Mallory
You called me Quinn...
Quinn
That's your name.
(smirking)
I've met so many Quinns lately that I'm starting to feel like everyone's called Quinn.
Mallory
And yet you're the only one who everyone calls Quinn.
Quinn
Not entirely true. I'm also "Q-ball."
Mallory
Maybe that can be your new code name in the Quinn Squad.
Quinn
Yeah, that could work. If I take up their offer.
Rembrandt sits on the edge of his bed. In one hand is a pill, and in the other, a glass of water.
He swallows the pill, and is washing it down when there's a knock on the open door. Rembrandt turns to see Wade standing in the doorway.
Rembrandt
(evading her gaze)
Oh, hey.
Wade
How's the treatment coming along?
Rembrandt puts the glass down on the side table.
Rembrandt
No radical change so far. Just feelin' numb all the time. Which I guess is better than bein' emotionally unstable.
Thing is, I can't even cry now. And I'm the Cryin' Man! Crying is my whole thing!
Wade sits on the bed next to him.
Wade
These things take time. I had to process a lot of grief about Quinn, after he was brain damaged. I was in therapy for years. Still on anxiety medication.
But, even before I got him back, I managed to find my way out of the worst of it. I know you will too.
She takes his hand.
Rembrandt
(sorrowful)
Oh man, you really are just like her.
Wade
So I've heard. Sorry if my presence is causing you pain.
Rembrandt
(sighing)
It's alright. None o' this is your fault. It's not fair to you that I keep talking about her, when you're your own person, y'know?
He looks her in the eye, and lingers there for a moment, before looking away.
Rembrandt
New eye contact record.
Wade smiles, and puts an arm around his shoulders.
Bathed in blue light, the small guesthouse is Colin's respite from the world. It's like a very expensive self-contained cabin or hotel room.
The bathroom is spacious, and Colin sits, relaxing on the toilet, hands behind his head and eyes closed, looking blissed out.
Then, a knock at the front door makes his eyes open.
The sound of a toilet flushing can be heard, and Colin comes out of the bathroom, shaking his hands dry.
He goes to the front door and opens it. In the doorway stands Diana.
Colin
(cordially)
Ah, it's you. Hang on.
He steps back to a control panel on the wall, and pushes a button, which shrinks the magnetic field, opening up an area from the door to a sofa that isn't bathed in blue.
He moves to a recliner on the opposite side of the room, as Diana enters and sits.
Diana
Thanks, Colin.
Colin
To what do I owe the pleasure?
Diana
I've come to ask you...
Colin
If I'm ready to forgive you?
Diana
I wouldn't put it like that exactly, but... yes.
Colin reclines his chair thoughtfully.
Colin
It's true you've improved my life considerably, but then again, it was you and your boss who ruined it to begin with.
Diana looks at the floor.
Colin
On the other hand, you took my words seriously, and you accomplished amazing things as a result.
He pauses, dragging out the moment.
Colin
(stalling)
Hmm. Hmmmm.
He clicks his tongue a few times. Diana looks incredibly uncomfortable.
Colin's mouth curls into a sudden smile as he meets her eye.
Colin
Oh, what the hey.
He stands up and holds up his hand like a holy man.
Colin
Congratulations, Diana, you are hereby absolved.
Diana exudes relief as she also stands.
Diana
Thank you, Colin. This means the world to me.
(beat)
And I wanted you to be the first to know...
I've decided to join up with Charlie at the facility. As a side project, we're going to see if we can figure out a non-destructive way to tether you to one Earth.
Colin smiles at her.
Colin
That's wonderful.
Quinn opens the door excitedly, and lets in Arturo followed by both Missus Mallorys. Missus Mallory Prime, wearing a hospital wrist band and an a medical alert necklace around her neck, is now in a wheelchair being pushed by Arturo's wife.
Quinn
(greeting each)
Professor.
(nod)
Moms.
He gives each of his mothers a hug.
Missus Mallory Prime
Amanda and I were just talking about your suit for the wedding. Are you sure you wanted the blue pocket square?
Missus Mallory EDP
We just think you'd look nicer with the red.
Quinn shares a look with Arturo.
Quinn
(complaisant)
I'll wear whatever you think is best. But Wade has to agree to it too, okay?
Arturo
Come now, Amandas. No need to railroad the boy immediately upon arrival.
He hobbles off towards the living room.
Quinn gives the Moms a shrug as he follows.
Arturo takes a seat on the sofa, and Quinn leans against a wall as his mothers come in. Mom EDP helps Mom Prime onto the sofa.
Quinn
You two have really bonded, huh?
Missus Mallory Prime
Seems we have a lot in common.
Missus Mallory EDP
Like a son, for one.
Quinn
Speaking of which...
Quinn looks over to the window overlooking the poolside. Michael can be seen on a beach recliner, basking in the sun.
Quinn walks over to the window and knocks on it. He gestures for his father to come inside.
Quinn
He really enjoys your company, you know?
Missus Mallory Prime
Really? Even though I pretended you were dead?
Quinn has no answer for this, so he just makes a face and shrugs.
Cole sits in a seat next to Anna, among a class full of other students.
In the front of the class stands Professor Charlotte Harper, an older woman with high intellect but poor interpersonal skills.
Harper
As you may know, if you've been refreshing your student results page on your phones instead of listening to my lecture, some of you did remarkably well on your exams. Those that did not had better hope your research papers can bring up your GPA.
(beat)
You're dismissed. Make sure those papers are in my inbox by midnight.
The class stands, and most of the students start to leave. Cole lingers behind, with Anna keeping beside them.
Harper sits down at her desk, and starts shuffling through papers. Cole approaches her, pulling a document wallet out of her bag. They hand to her.
Harper looks up.
Harper
Oh, thank you Cole. But I do need a digital copy.
Cole
Already in!
Harper smiles, impressed.
Harper
I look forward to reading this and finally getting a detailed account of the story behind the unfathomable readouts in my lab the other month.
Cole shifts uncomfortably on their feet.
Cole
I have a confession to make.
Anna starts backing away and looks for somewhere to stand that won't draw ire.
Harper raises an eyebrow.
Harper
Could it be that a few weeks ago, you got Anna to let you in to the labs, pilfered all my neural bridging equipment, and then later tried to put everything back as it was, but failed miserably?
Cole looks like a deer in headlights.
Cole
(weakly)
Um. Yes?
Harper
Cole, I let you get away with many things because of who your family is. I don't like it, but I assume you must have had a very important reason to do what you did.
Cole nods.
Cole
I added that reason as an appendix to my assignment. It's going to sound pretty bananas, but...
Harper sighs heavily.
Harper
I'm sure it is. Off you go.
Students come and go as we follow Cole and Anna down the hall.
Cole
So. I just found out I might have a long lost sibling.
Anna's eyes widen.
Anna
Seriously?
Cole
Quinn was a, uh, "sperm donor" once on some world low on men.
Anna
Wait, I remember that episode of the show. There was nothing about him fathering a kid, though. Maybe the Seer thought that was a little intimate.
Cole
I wanna find 'em.
Anna
Wait, how would you even begin to do that?
Cole
How do you think? Just need to get my hands on a timer and I can ask people who might know.
Anna
Oh my god, you have to take me. I know that episode inside and out. I could help!
Cole grins.
Cole
I was hoping you'd volunteer. We just need to follow Grandpa back to Quinn Francisco tonight.
Anna can't contain her smile.
Deep in the Mallory property lies a firing range where Maggie stands, rifle in hand and earmuffs on. She points the weapon towards a target in the distance, and fires a few shots, which all hit the middle region of the target.
Behind her, Quinn emerges from the treeline.
Due to the earmuffs, she doesn't hear him coming, and jumps when he taps her on the shoulder.
Maggie
(removing the muffs)
Jeez Quinn, don't sneak up on a woman holding a high calibre semi-automatic rifle.
Quinn
Sorry. I would have called out, but you probably wouldn't have heard with those things on.
(beat)
Listen, we need to talk.
Maggie
And you couldn't wait until I was finished pumping a target full of bullets?
Quinn
I just needed a one-on-one. Thing is, I've been hearing you might... have feelings for me?
He looks at her with worry. She responds with an eye roll.
Maggie
Dammit Mallory! Look, I don't want to burden you with our marital problems.
Quinn
You're not denying it...
Maggie
Yes, okay, fine! Is that what you want to hear? We lived a damn lifetime in that bubble universe, how can I just ignore that?
Quinn gives her a grim smile.
Quinn
(sighing)
I know. I've spent two long marriages with you. Even if I couldn't talk to you for one of them.
Maggie
(grim)
And then you just proclaimed your love for Wade and we've barely talked since.
Quinn sits down on the grass, looking out into the trees.
Quinn
That was an inherited trait from my convergence... but it's real. I just figured you were happily married and that my departure wouldn't make a difference to that. But it seems I was wrong.
(beat)
I do have feelings for you too, but my heart belongs to Wade. What she went through for me, I can't adequately describe.
Maggie sits beside him.
Maggie
I get it. I'm not going to ask you to give her up for me.
(sigh)
I just don't know what to do. I don't feel for Mallory what I used to. And I... have itchy feet. I crave... adventure.
Quinn
(surprised)
You want to go back to sliding?
Maggie
Are you kidding me? Of course I do. The best years of my life were spent in mortal danger, by your side.
Quinn mulls this over.
Quinn
Maybe you could talk to Alfa and Charlie about work?
Maggie
You realise by going to work with them, I'd effectively be separating from Mallory.
Quinn
Maybe some time apart could be good for you both? You wouldn't have to divorce, necessarily.
Frankly I think he needs some time to find himself, too.
(cringing)
Not that I want to be a homewrecker or anything.
Maggie
No, our home was already pretty wrecked.
Maggie thinks for a moment, a smile tickling at her mouth.
Maggie
Joining the military again, huh?
She looks at her firearm resting on its cradle.
Maggie
Even though I left it, it never fully left me, did it?
The crowd of current residents of the mansion, along with some extras, enter the entryway from the direction of the dining room, chatting and laughing.
Michael walks with Quinn, who pushes Mom Prime’s wheelchair. Maggie and Mallory walk with a distance from each other. Cole and Anna walk together, sharing a knowing look.
Rembrandt and Arturo walk together, and Wade walks next to Diana, talking as if they have bonded somewhat recently.
In the corner, Colin materialises in the machine.
Michael
That was a lovely dinner.
(looking from Mallory to Maggie)
Thank you to my hosts.
Maggie
Well, as much as I’d like to claim credit, we have a cook on retainer.
Michael
Well, give them my compliments.
He looks down at his timer.
Michael
Looks like it’s about time to leave. I’ll see you all on Saturday.
He gives Quinn a brisk hug, and kisses the hands of both Missus Mallorys. He crosses to Colin.
Michael
Colin, I only hope that some day you’ll be able to get out of this thing.
Colin
Me too. Goodbye, father.
Michael
Bye, son.
Cole and Anna hold hands as the vortex opens.
Michael walks into the portal, and Cole steps forward, pulling Anna.
They look at Quinn, Mallory, and Maggie.
Cole
(rapidly, no pauses)
Hey we’re going back with Grandpa okay bye!
The two young people race to the wormhole and jump in, leaving everyone speechless as it closes.
Arturo breaks the silence.
Arturo
...Carpe diem?
Maggie and Mallory both look at Quinn.
Quinn
(uncertain)
I’m sure they’ll be fine?
Maggie
(to Mallory)
They get that youthful impulsivity from you, you know.
Mallory
Hey, I...
(relenting)
Okay, that’s fair.
Wade
(looking at Quinn)
Maybe not entirely from you.
Michael lands without incident on the tiles, and continues walking towards his front door, until he hears the stowaways falling onto the ground before the vortex closes.
He turns to see Cole and Anna smiling awkwardly at him.
Cole
Surprise!
Michael
(amused)
If you wanted to come back here, you could have just asked me.
Anna
It's a secret mission!
Michael
Alright then, come inside and we can talk about it. I'll keep my lips sealed, assuming it's nothing outrageous.
Cole
Thanks, Pops.
They follow him towards the door.
Mallory and Maggie are clearing empty plates from the table. Maggie looks like she's trying to work up the courage to say something.
Finally, she puts a stack of plates at the end of the table and looks at him.
Maggie
Mallory, what would you say if we had... a break?
He looks at her as if he's been waiting for this conversation.
Mallory
You mean, a break... up?
Maggie
No, no. Not unless, after a while, we decide that's for the best.
Mallory
So would one of us be movin' out, or...?
Maggie
I'm thinking of going to work with the Quinn Squad. For a little while.
Mallory's eyes go wide, but he's largely calm.
Mallory
I see.
(beat)
More Quinns for your buck over there, huh?
Maggie
What? No, it's nothing like that. I don't even know those Quinns.
Mallory
Doesn't our Quinn have a standing offer to join them too? You sure you aren't doing this just to spend time with him?
Maggie
This isn't about Quinn, okay! I just feel so isolated here. Sliding was tough, but I miss the adventure. Even if Quinn doesn't accept his offer, I want to try.
Mallory
(sighing)
I'm so tired of arguing. Fine, go do whatever it is you want to do.
He takes his stack and moves to leave the room.
Maggie
Wait. I'm worried about you, Mallory.
Mallory
Me? Why would you worry about me?
Maggie
I need you to promise me you'll get therapy or something. Please.
Mallory
You think all this is because of my problems?
Maggie
No! That's not it at all. I just want you to work on your self-esteem, okay?
Mallory sighs and heads for the door.
Mallory
I'll think about it.
A flying taxi descends to the front of the steps, and Cole and Anna get out.
Anna is wide-eyed and nervous, while Cole is merely smiling broadly.
The taxi driver, who is a Rembrandt double, waves, and leaves.
Anna
(watching the taxi fly off)
This place is bananas.
Cole
Right? I didn't get a chance to explore last time, but I'm not passing up that chance this time.
(turning to the steps)
But first, we have work to do.
Cole and Anna enter, and find themselves being scanned by the Maggie Guards.
Maggie Guard #1
(checking her reading)
Oh, offspring of Quinn one-four-seven-one with traces of Quinn one-eight, and an unregistered Maggie. Lucky her.
(making eye contact with Cole)
I hear your Pa and company were instrumental in taking down Bravo. Nice job dealing with that jackoff.
Cole beams.
Cole
You could say I played a pivotal role.
Maggie Guard #1
(looking at Anna)
And who's this?
Anna
(nervous)
I'm Anna. No relation to a Quinn.
Cole
She's just my friend I've brought along for the ride. She also helped with the operation.
Maggie Guard #2
Well, welcome to the city. You two been to the Orientation Center yet?
Cole holds up their handbook.
Cole
Sure have!
Maggie Guard #1
What can we help you with at City Hall, kids?
Cole
(awkwardly)
Do you... um... have records of different worlds we could browse or search? We're looking for a specific one that may contain my long lost sibling.
Maggie Guard #2
We do, but you'll need an access code from the Mayor. I'm sure he'll be happy to give you an audience.
Delta sits alone, waiting. He wears a prisoner jumpsuit, but isn't restrained. His hands are clasped on the table.
The door opens, and Alfa enters, followed by Charlie.
Alfa
Morning, Delta.
Delta nods in greeting.
Charlie
...Hey.
Delta
Have you decided what to do with me yet?
Charlie and Alfa glance at one another.
Charlie
You're... our friend, right?
Delta
I always thought so.
Alfa
But you still took Bravo's word for it when he locked me up...
Delta nods grimly.
Delta
I guess I just... let myself be used, out of convenience.
Charlie looks down.
Charlie
(sighing)
You're not the only one, man. I helped design and build that stupid machine and it never registered with me that it might actually be used.
Delta
Difference is, you actually saw the error of your ways before it was too late.
Alfa
Is it too late for you?
Delta thinks for a moment.
Delta
I hope not. I wanna make things right.
Charlie smiles at this.
Alfa
Then, we want to offer you that chance. But you need to think for yourself. I think your mind is going underutilised.
Delta
(facetious)
Is that an... order?
Charlie pulls out his phone, which is vibrating. He glances at it.
Charlie
Oh, it's a message from Diana. She wants to talk?
Alfa
Alright, we'll go see her.
The doors of the office swing open, revealing Cole and Anna being shuffled in by Quinn-943. Anna is having trouble taking her eyes off him. He's just giving off such terrifying vibes.
Mayor Mallory stands from his desk.
Mayor Mallory
Good morning. What a pleasure to see some new faces.
(to Cole)
So, you're Quinn one-four-seven-one's... daughter?
Cole
(off-balance)
Uhh, just "kid." I'm non-binary. And umm...
(beat)
I'm like the kid of two Quinns that were sharing a body combined at the cellular level, so I don't know that either one is necessarily the dominant father in that situation, but I dunno.
(beat)
My name's Cole.
Mayor Mallory
(slightly confused)
Cole it is, then.
Anna
I'm Anna. Anna Horowitz.
Mayor Mallory
Hi, Anna. I'm fairly sure you're the first of your kind to show up here. So congratulations, you're Anna One.
Anna blushes.
Mayor Mallory
So, you're after a records room pass?
Cole
Dad-- Quinn one-eight, is getting married and I want to surprise him with his long lost child who may or may not exist. I want to find 'em.
Mayor Mallory
(nodding)
Alright. Well, we only have data on worlds that residents here have volunteered information on, and some of the records are incomplete. But, I'm happy for you to take a look.
He goes to his computer on his desk and types a few things. Then he grabs a pen and post-it note pad and writes down:
339K>de2002
He pulls it off, and hands it to Cole.
Mayor Mallory
Here's your temporary access code. Expires in six hours.
Cole
Thanks Dad--
They cringe as they realise what they just said.
Mayor Mallory just gives a light chuckle.
Mayor Mallory
It's alright. I admit you bear a striking resemblance to my daughter.
Cole smiles at this.
The lights come on in the records room. It's merely a small round room with a single computer terminal in the middle.
Anna
Oh wow, I was expecting filing cabinets or archive boxes.
Cole
Well, it's our lucky day, I guess. Fully searchable database.
Cole moves to the terminal, which displays a password field. They enter the code given to them, and the screen updates to be a query form.
Cole
Okay... World ID, no idea. Climate... normal? Political situation... oh boy.
Anna
Here, allow me.
Cole steps aside for Anna.
Anna
Political situation as of the mid 90s was US conflict with an Australian hegemony.
Unusual laws... men are placed in breeding facilities rather than allowed freedom.
(beat)
Women run everything... low population... breeding regarded as patriotic... non-breeding males are considered traitors.
Cole seems to be getting nervous at all this.
Anna
Adding in possible 1996 incident involving three so-called escaped patriots... okay, let's see if we have any matches.
She presses Enter on the keyboard and stands back.
Anna
(shouting)
Booyah! One match!
Cole rushes over to the screen and reads it, the edges of their lips curling upwards slowly.
Maggie sits at the desk, waiting.
The door opens, and Diana comes in, leading Alfa and Charlie into the room.
Maggie
Gentlemen.
Charlie
This place is so fancy, I feel underdressed.
Maggie
It's fine.
Alfa
(to Diana)
So, what's this about?
Diana
As I've told you, I'd like to work with Charlie in the Research Lab.
Charlie
(excited)
And you're most welcome to.
Maggie
I want in too.
Charlie is surprised. Alfa just raised his eyebrows a little.
Charlie
Last time you were there you didn't seem too pleased about the whole operation.
Maggie
That was when I was there under duress. Sounds like things are a bit different now.
Alfa
I'm negotiating with the military over different freedoms to allow, but suffice to say it's going to be a much more welcoming environment.
Maggie leans back in her chair, and puts her feet up on the desk.
Maggie
Well, maybe you can use someone with a history of both military leadership and sliding.
Charlie
(to Alfa)
We could pair her up with Delta?
Maggie
Delta? I thought he was Bravo's goon.
Alfa
He's no common goon. He was our friend, and he knows he messed up. He wants to make amends.
Charlie
I'm just as guilty as him for what happened. He deserves as much of a second chance.
(beat)
But, it could be useful to have someone there to keep an eye on him.
Maggie thinks a moment.
Maggie
Sure, count me in.
(beat)
Hope he doesn't have hard feelings towards me for keeping him in his tighty whities.
Alfa
We also need someone to keep tabs on Bravo. We've briefed the mother of his daughter, Maddy, on the basics of the situation. All you'd have to do is check in on her in secret once a month, to see if he's still... subdued.
Maggie
Easy.
Charlie
Then welcome aboard.
He extends his hand, and she shakes it. Both smile, though Charlie's displays a great deal of giddy excitement as opposed to Maggie's more composed expression.
A Quinn double, Hairdresser Quinn, sweeps the floor of his salon as Cole and Anna enter.
Hairdresser Quinn
(putting the broom aside)
Oh, hey there. What can I do for you two?
Anna
So, um, my friend here needs a makeover to look as feminine as possible.
Cole smiles awkwardly.
Cole
Yeah... can you like, do extensions or something?
Hairdresser Quinn
Sure. But you don't look so sure you want this.
Cole
Look, I have to go undercover as a woman, so what I want is not relevant to the issue at hand.
Hairdresser Quinn
Undercover, you say? You headed somewhere interesting?
He pulls out a chair, offering it to Cole. Cole sits.
Cole
Interesting, sure. Not so friendly towards anyone who could be confused for a dude.
(whispered to self)
Why does this keep happening to me?
Anna
Yeah, Cole doesn't want to end up shipped to Australia for breeding or something.
Hairdresser Quinn
Australia?
Cole
Yeah, the world we're headed to is dominated by Australia... for convoluted reasons.
Hairdresser Quinn
Back on my homeworld, I once went to Australia.
He gets a far off look in his eyes.
Hairdresser Quinn
Those kangaroos... really come out of nowhere on the road.
After a moment of staring into the distance, he comes back to the present, and places a smock around Cole.
Hairdresser Quinn
(chipper)
So, what kind of length are we looking at?
Seated in his own recliner within his enclosure, Colin shifts restlessly, across from Rembrandt and Wade.
Colin
There's something that's bothering me about being effectively grounded like this.
Rembrandt
Well, you've been hopping around for decades, man. The sudden stop must be pretty jarrin' for you.
Colin
Yeah, I suppose.
(beat)
I like the stability, certainly, but every so often my heart jumps, like I'm about to shift again, even though I know intellectually I won't.
Rembrandt
Could be trauma. My shrink is telling me all kinds of physical effects can happen when you have trauma that's built up over time and never processed right.
Wade
Maybe we can get Doctor Emmanuel to talk to you too.
Mallory enters from the back door.
Mallory
Doctor Emmanuel?
Rembrandt
My therapist.
Mallory's face turns sour.
Mallory
Maggie said I need one of those too.
Rembrandt
Sounds like all of us are needing some support.
Wade
Hey, this is perfect! You should all get together for a support group! Be radically open with your feelings together!
Mallory cringes.
Mallory
I don't need a pity party, I'll be fine.
Colin
I don't know...
Wade
(exasperated)
You men always need to act so unaffected by everything. Well guess what? Ignoring it is what got you all into this mess, and only through being vulnerable and honest about your feelings can you hope to work through them.
Alfa (O.S.)
She's right, you know.
The group turns to see Alfa in the doorway to the hall.
Alfa
Uh, sorry. I overheard.
(beat)
It's Alfa, by the way.
Rembrandt
Oh, right. You seemed like you had some troubles too, huh?
Alfa nods sadly.
Wade
There you go, four of you makes a good sized support group! You could meet here with Doctor Emmanuel once a week. It'll be great for all of you.
Rembrandt
Well, I'm in.
Alfa
(shrugging)
Sure, I guess. If it doesn't conflict with missions.
Wade looks at Colin.
Colin
I'll admit that I have nowhere better to be.
Wade
Mallory...?
Mallory looks sceptically at her.
Mallory
You really think it'll help?
Wade
Yes. It absolutely will, promise.
Mallory sighs.
Mallory
Okay, fine. I'll give it a chance. But if it's no good then I won't do it again.
Wade
(smiling)
Deal. I'll go call her.
The sky is lit with unusual vibrance as the sun sets on Quinn Francisco. Over the bay, we see the limits of the city fade out to desert, where the climate bubble ends its circle of influence.
In the park, Cole and Anna sit on the grass and watch the sky, licking ice cream cones. Cole has been transformed into a remarkably femme version of themself, with long hair and makeup. Beside them are shopping bags from various women's fashion stores.
Anna
I don't think I've ever had so much fun in my life.
Cole
It's been pretty amazing.
Anna looks at Cole, appreciating their appearance.
Anna
You really look great. Not that you don't normally.
Cole
(sad)
Thanks. It's really not my style. But I'm glad I look convincing.
Anna watches Cole eat the ice cream, and looks on the verge of saying something. But she doesn't.
Cole
This is the kind of place I'd like to go on a date some day.
Anna blushes.
Anna
Yeah. Pretty romantic.
Cole
But who'd even date someone like me? A neutrois asexual who'd rather be mapping neurons than gettin' it on?
Anna sighs. The oblivious nature of Quinn has been passed on to Cole, it seems.
Anna
I think you have just the right qualities. You're kind, you're fun, you're great with a screwdriver--
This causes Cole to burst into laughter.
Cole
(amused)
That's the most screwing I suspect I'm willing to do.
Anna joins in the laugh.
Anna
Maybe if you look around, there's someone who's already all-in on the Cole train.
Cole stops laughing, and makes pointed, surprised eye contact with Anna.
Cole
Whu-what?
Anna realises it's now or never.
Anna
...I like you, okay?
Cole is speechless for a moment. Then their face changes to an awkward smile.
Cole
I... like you too. I think?
Anna
(confused)
You... think?
Cole
(trying to articulate)
I... don't know what attraction is supposed to feel like. I don't know what the difference between platonic and romantic love is. I know I have strong feelings towards you, but I don't know if they're just regular BFF feelings or something more. Sorry, that doesn't make much sense, does it?
Anna puts her arm around Cole's shoulder.
Anna
It makes enough sense to me. Maybe... we can explore these feelings together?
Cole
(a little nervous)
Okay...
Anna
We can take it slow. Nothing sexual on the table, not unless you ever allow it. Just... feelings.
Cole gazes into her eyes, and smiles.
Cole
Ah hell, why not?
They share a brief peck on the lips.
Anna
Well I'm glad that went okay... otherwise this would have been an awkward trip...
Arturo, Quinn, Wade, and Alfa sit around the dining table, each with an empty plate in front of them, among others at the table. It's obvious that they've stuck around after dinner has finished.
Arturo
I have a query, Mister... Alfa.
(to self)
Oh, that won't do.
Alfa
Just Alfa is fine, really.
Arturo
Regardless, I need to know the status of my home. The one your people seized.
Alfa
That was your house? I know it's the address where Quinn grew up. And me, if you count my home world. I thought it was his place.
Arturo
It may have been once, but I moved in there longer ago than the total time he spent there in his life.
And putting all that aside... all my stuff is there.
Quinn
It's true. "Mi casa es su casa."
Alfa
Charlie had a good understanding of what was going on with that. I'll tell him. But I see no reason why you shouldn't be able to move back there.
Wade
What happened to wanting to contain sliding tech?
Alfa
Charlie can cloak your wormholes from our detection system easily enough. I won't tell the President if you don't.
(beat)
So did Maggie tell you she plans to come work for us?
Quinn
I had an inkling.
Wade
No, really?
Arturo
So she and Mallory...?
Quinn
Splitsville. In a manner of speaking.
Arturo
(surprised)
I see.
Wade looks uncomfortable at this revelation.
Fade to:
Maggie emerges from the ensuite bathroom, wearing a bathrobe, to find Wade sitting on her bed.
Maggie
Oh!
(cautious)
Hey...?
Wade
Hey.
(standing)
Sorry to barge in like this. I just heard about your joining the facility. As you know, Quinn's got an offer with them too.
Maggie
He does.
Wade
Look, I know you have feelings for him. It's been obvious to me since we were in that holding cell in the facility.
Maggie's face drops.
Maggie
There's no need to worry about me. I'm a soldier, okay?
Wade
(sad)
You do love him though, don't you? As much as I do. Just, the other aspect of him that I never knew.
Maggie sits on her bed.
Maggie
Of course.
Wade
You said you spent a lifetime together in a bubble universe?
Maggie
Yeah.
Wade
Sounds intense.
Maggie
It was. But, we've talked about it. I know he's all-in on you, and that's all there is to it. I just want to see him happy.
Wade
That's all I needed to hear. Thanks, Maggie.
Cole, wearing as femme an outfit as we've ever seen them, strides out the front doors, with Anna walking closely behind them. In Cole's hand is Michael's timer.
Michael scurries behind them.
Michael
Don't forget I have comms on there. If you get in trouble, notify me. And don't stay up too late. Do you have a jacket?
Cole
I'm good, Pops.
They give their grandfather a token hug.
Michael
I've set the timer so that it'll take you to your home an hour before the ceremony.
Cole
Yes, you've told me that multiple times. Thank you, Grandpa. Now we gotta go!
Cole activates the timer, and the vortex opens. Anna and Cole grab one another's hands.
Cole
See ya!
And they disappear into the tunnel.
Quinn lies in bed facing the edge, sleeping soundly.
We see Wade peek over him, and pull him towards her. He stirs, and smiles at her as she kisses him.
Wade
Quinn, it's the big day.
Quinn
Finally.
Wade
(playful)
What, you got impatient waiting for twenty-three years?
Quinn
No, I mean, after the first decade they just kinda blend together.
Wade clasps his hand.
Quinn's smile fades for a moment and he looks pensive.
Wade
What is it?
Quinn
Just thinking about Cole and Anna. It's been five days and if Cole's not back to be ringbearer...
Wade
Well, if there's one thing I know about a Mallory, it's that you all have impeccable timing, even if you cut it fine. I'm sure they'll be here.
A taxi pulls up to the large office building in downtown San Francisco. The Mrs Hills logo is on a big sign in the front.
From the cab emerges Cole and Anna, who look up at the building.
Anna
We've finally found the place.
Cole
We would have found it a lot sooner if we didn't slide right into airport customs without passports.
Anna
(frustrated)
I can't believe that happened.
Cole
(bitterly)
Oh, I do. Every time I slide, something bad happens, I swear to god.
The pair head for the entrance.
Cole and Anna approach a woman, Beverley, working the desk.
Cole
(doing their best femme voice)
Hello, my friend and I are looking for someone. Could you help?
Beverley
Sure, hun. Who you after?
Cole
Uhh...
Anna
Jane Hills, please.
Beverley looks at them with a raised eyebrow.
Beverley
You two got an appointment? You do know she's the CEO. Very busy woman.
Anna
We don't, but--
Cole
Tell her Quinn Mallory's... daughter... wants to talk to her.
Beverley
Alright, but don't get your hopes up, sweeties.
She picks up her desk phone and taps a couple of buttons.
Beverley
Yes, hi Sal. Got a couple of young girls here wanna talk to Jane. One says she's Quinn Mallory's daughter? That mean anything to you?
Beverley looks up at Cole.
Beverley
They're checking.
A quiet moment happens, and Cole turns around to check out the lobby.
On one side, a large acrylic sculpture of a cake slice, with a plaque below.
On the other, a waterfall flows into a small marble pond.
Beverley
(on phone)
You serious? Okay.
Beverley places the phone handset on her chest.
Beverley
(perplexed)
Go up to level 8 and someone'll be waiting.
Cole and Anna exchange a look of victory.
The quiet room springs to life with two different wormholes on opposite sides of the room.
From one comes Kelly Welles Prime, and from the other, Kelly Welles EDP and her mother, Missus Welles.
The two Kellys stand for a moment, staring at each other.
Kelly Prime
Whoa. M-Mom?
Kelly EDP
Oh my god, I have a twin now!
From the top of the stairs, Wade emerges, hurrying down.
Wade
Welcome!
Wade's mother smiles up at her.
Missus Welles
So this is where you've been hiding.
Wade reaches the three, and gives each of her world's family a loving hug.
Wade
Sorry, life's been pretty hectic.
She turns to Kelly Prime.
Wade
(sheepishly)
Hi.
Kelly Prime looks at the double of her sister, and tears fill her eyes.
Kelly Prime
When I saw that invitation I didn't know what to think.
(voice breaking)
I almost didn't come... thought it would be too painful.
Wade looks at her with empathy. She's been through this with Rembrandt.
Wade
Remy thought you'd want to meet me. It's been hard for him to look at me, but...
Kelly Prime draws her into a hug.
Kelly Prime
(lovingly)
Just shut up. I know you're not my Wade, but I don't care. You can still be my sister.
She looks to Kelly EDP.
Kelly Prime
And so can you.
Kelly EDP smiles broadly, and eyes Kelly Prime's shabby clothing.
Kelly EDP
You look in desperate need of a shopping spree... sis.
Wade
Well that'll need to wait because you two need last minute alterations on your bridesmaid dresses. Come on.
The conference room is empty except for Cole and Anna who sit side by side at the table, holding hands. Cole checks the timer.
Cole
Only 2 and a half hours. We're cutting it so close. Even if she has a kid, they could be anywhere. They could be in Australia for all we know.
Anna
Well, even if they are, at least we'll know that much. We won't go home empty-handed.
Cole
You're right.
The door of the room opens, and a woman in her sixties enters the room, wearing a suit. It's Jane Hills.
Jane
(suspicious)
So, which one of you claims to be related to Quinn Mallory?
Cole raises their hand.
Cole
That would be me.
Jane
And you are?
Cole
My name's Cole. I've come... a really long way to find you.
Jane, still eying the two with suspicion, sits across from them at the table.
Jane
What do you know about Quinn?
Anna
(excitedly)
He's a scientist who invented a device that let him pass between different dimensions, and he passed through this one a long time ago.
Cole
...And may have left something behind. Like, maybe my sibling?
Jane looks back and forth at the people before her.
Cole holds up their timer.
Cole
Look... my Dad's getting married in a few hours and I just thought it might be nice to bring his long lost child to meet him. I'll bring 'em back tomorrow, I promise!
Jane
You come to me as a complete stranger and want me to believe you're his daughter just because you know a few details?
Cole fishes their phone out from their pocket. They flip through some photos, and then turn the phone to show Jane several photos of Cole and Quinn.
Jane looks at them, and becomes emotional.
Jane
He sure has gotten older...
Cole
Time'll do that.
Now, is he your Baby Daddy or not?
Jane nods.
Jane
Yes. I had a daughter, Lani.
Cole's eyes light up.
Cole
A sister!
Cole high-fives Anna.
Jane
How do I know if you take her away, she won't be gone for good like Quinn?
Anna
Shouldn't that be her choice to make?
Cole
And she won't anyway! The field of sliding has improved dramatically since the nineties. Difference between a brick cell phone and a modern smart phone.
They wave around their own phone in demonstration.
Jane is silent, thinking.
Cole
If nothing else, I just want to meet my sister. Please?
The venue for the wedding is a beautiful outdoor garden, seemingly cut off from the world.
A lattice arch entwined with creeping wisteria stands at the far end centre, with rows of pews punctuated by a red carpet running up the middle. Beyond the arch is a view of the sea.
Fairy lights are strung around the glade, making the place seem otherworldly.
The pews are packed with people; with friends and family we've seen near the front, and other, presumably more distant relations, filling out the back.
At the arch, Quinn stands in his suit, looking nervous. One of Colin's pods is off to the side of the altar, and Colin is standing there as Best Man. Standing front and centre is the officiant, an older man in a suit and a reverend's collar.
Quinn begins to pace, and Michael stands from his front row seat beside the two Missus Mallorys to calm his son.
Michael
It's alright. Cole will be here.
Quinn
How do you know they didn't miss the slide back?
Michael
The last message I received from them says they'll be here, and that was an hour ago, so unless they somehow missed it at the last second, they'll be okay.
Quinn
I wish you'd tell me what they were doing all this time.
Michael
Sorry, son. Sworn to secrecy.
The fill lights dim, and only the aisle and altar areas are illuminated.
Quinn
Oh no, it's starting.
Michael pats Quinn on the shoulder.
Michael
Relax, okay? This is your day. Let other people worry.
Quinn does his best to compose himself as the music starts.
The guests stand to watch the procession.
First comes Arturo, arms linked with Maggie. They take their place to sides of the altar as groomsman and bridesmaid.
Next is Kelly Prime and Rembrandt, two friends who have finally reconnected.
Then comes Diana and Mallory. As Mallory reaches Quinn, he gives him a pat on the shoulder as he passes. Diana gives a pointed smile towards Colin.
Next comes Kelly EDP, alone as Maid of Honour. She takes her place at the side of the arch with an animated grin, and turns toward the entrance of the glade.
Quinn follows her gaze.
Cole emerges, a victorious grin on their face. Cole wears a tuxedo on top matching the groomsmen, and a billowing skirt underneath that matches the bridesmaid dresses. They carry a plate where the rings are set. Their hair still has the extensions, but it is pulled back into a plait down their back.
They wink at Quinn, who looks extremely relieved to see them.
As Cole continues up the aisle, we see Lani and Anna at the back of the crowd. Lani is staring, open-mouthed, at the scene.
Cole reaches Quinn, and hands him the rings. They lean over to whisper in his ear.
Cole
(whispering)
I brought you a present. Talk to me when the ceremony's done.
Quinn watches Cole take their place in the front row of pews, looking satisfied. He just looks confused.
Finally, Wade enters, walking beside her mother, who looks joyful in the way that a mother who spent the better part of 30 years thinking her daughter lost forever must in this kind of moment.
Wade wears a lavish dress and a crown of white flowers on her head. When she sees Quinn, her smile becomes a grin, and so does his. She maintains eye contact with him as she traverses the aisle.
Finally, all parties are in place.
The Officiant addresses the crowd.
Officiant
Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between.
He meets Cole's eye, and they nod in approval.
Officiant
Welcome, and please be seated.
The guests sit.
Officiant
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to celebrate the marriage of --
(squinting at his notes)
-- Quinn Mallory's... combined... duplicates?
He looks at Quinn, who nods, eyes dancing with amusement.
Officiant
...And, Wade Welles.
(beat)
The bride and groom have prepared vows, so please...
He gestures to them to continue.
Wade produces a folded up slip of paper, and reads from it.
Wade
Quinn, until recently, I'd given up hope that this day would ever come.
Once, I took care of you twenty-four hours a day, when you weren't able.
I spent nearly every moment of my day with you, but you weren't in a state where we could have the relationship we'd planned. But I never stopped loving you.
I guess the sickness and health part is already sealed, right?
(beat)
Since you've been healed and restored, I'm more sure than ever that I want to spend every possible moment with you.
I love even the pieces of you that I never knew before.
You may not be exactly the same man I met, but I'm blessed to have the man that now stands before me.
She puts away the paper, and takes Quinn's ring, sliding it onto his finger.
Quinn's eyes are glistening as he takes his turn.
Quinn
Wade, all I can do is thank you for accepting me as I am.
When I was an overly excited kid who dragged you into a lifetime of trauma because I couldn't wait.
When I was a guy that would have starved if left alone because it didn't occur to me that my hunger pains were trying to tell me something.
Every day you were there to feed me, because you cared about me so much, and you never let me starve.
And then when I became the Quinn who's talking now, still you accepted me, even with all the excess baggage and friends.
You still stayed close to me, through it all.
Even though I came together out of two Quinns, my love for you didn't waver for a second. How could it?
If any Quinn who knew a Wade like you didn't love her, I'd hate to be him.
Quinn's shoulders relax, as he finishes his vows. He takes Wade's wedding ring and slides it onto her finger.
Among the bridesmaids, Maggie is crying, but trying not to make it obvious.
Among the groomsmen, Rembrandt is openly weeping. Mallory awkwardly has an arm around his shoulders.
Officiant
Do you, Quinn Mallory, take Wade Welles to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Quinn
I do.
Officiant
Do you, Wade Welles, take Quinn Mallory to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Wade
(voice breaking)
I do.
Officiant
By the authority vested in me by the state of California, I now pronounce you married. You may now share a kiss.
Quinn leans in to Wade, whose arms latch around his neck, and they kiss.
Fade to:
The bride and groom are finishing up signing their marriage certificate, and Cole approaches the table, with Lani hovering behind them.
Quinn looks up.
Quinn
Who's this?
Cole
Oh, only your secret long lost daughter.
Quinn freezes in shock.
Cole
This is Lani. Well, that's her nickname. Her full name is Quinlan Mallory Hills.
Quinn
(processing)
So that's where you've been.
Wade looks both shocked and delighted at this news.
Quinn stands and extends a hand to Lani. She takes it.
Quinn
(shaking hands vigorously)
I can't believe it. I never thought I'd get a chance to meet you.
Lani
(looking at him in wonder)
Likewise. Until about...
She checks her watch.
Lani
An hour and a half ago, when I met Cole.
(beat)
I'm... a little overwhelmed.
Quinn
Not an unusual feeling around here. Listen, just relax, go off to the reception with Cole, and I'll talk to you some more there when all the formalities are over with.
(flustered laugh)
You caught me at a busy time.
Lani nods and turns to Cole. Cole leads her away from the table.
Wade stands up beside Quinn as the two siblings head off.
Wade
I assume there's a long story behind all this?
Quinn
(off-balance)
You'd be correct.
She kisses him on the cheek.
Wade
Can't wait to hear all about it.
In this scene, the focus roves around the room, capturing conversations in snippets.
The room is set out with a series of dining tables around the outside and a stage and dance floor in the centre. On the back wall is the wedding party table. A bar is in one corner.
At the edge of the wedding party's table, an EMF pod is set up complete with small table and chair. As we move past it, Colin materialises inside it.
On the stage, Rembrandt is setting up for a show with some hired musicians.
As we see him, he's chatting with a guitarist.
Rembrandt
Thought my tear ducts were dried out, but I cried like a baby at the ceremony. Looks like I still got it.
Guitarist
Right on, Cryin' Man!
They low-five one another.
At the door across the room, guests file in.
We see the two Kellys talking animatedly.
Kelly Prime
Does your world have coffee or chocolate?
Kelly EDP
Of course. What, yours doesn't?
Kelly Prime
No, they went extinct during the invasion. I could murder a mocha.
Kelly EDP
Surely this world has them. Let's check the bar.
We move on to Arturo, who enters with the other elders; Missus Mallory EDP pushes Missus Mallory Prime in her wheelchair, and Michael brings up the rear of the group.
Arturo
I'm looking forward to returning to our house, Amanda.
Missus Mallory EDP
I bet those army thugs never watered my flowers. I'll be coming home to a dead garden.
Missus Mallory Prime
Those monsters.
Michael
What a shame I didn't meet you earlier. I invented a device that attracts and absorbs ambient moisture and directs it under soil. They keep my plants quite healthy.
We move on to Mallory and Maggie.
Maggie
So you're going to turn our house into some kind of bachelor pad?
Mallory
No, we're just going to have a weekly support group. And all live in the house separately.
Maggie
Well, just don't trash the joint.
Mallory
(rolling his eyes)
We have house cleaners.
Diana approaches Mallory now, and breaks him away from Maggie.
Diana
I'm so glad to hear you're doing this. I think it'll be really beneficial for all of you.
(leaning in)
Colin hides behind his affable facade, but I know he has a lot of serious things to work through.
Mallory
You think so?
Diana
(nodding)
You and he have a common flashpoint in Doctor Geiger.
Mallory
Yeah, I guess you're right. But what about Quinn? He's a victim of Geiger, too.
Diana
He seems pretty well-adjusted, all things considered. That man knows his way around his own brain. Maybe he's already worked through his trauma?
Mallory
Always one step ahead of the rest of us, huh?
We move on to Cole finding their seat at the bridal party table. Lani hovers behind them.
Cole
So you're a doctor?
Lani
Not just yet. I'm a medical scientist specialising in cancer research.
Cole
Oh that's awesome. I'm a neuroscientist. Science gang!
Cole gestures towards their seat.
Cole
Here, take this for now and I'll go find someone to get another chair.
Lani sits in the chair, looking uncomfortable.
We follow Cole as they walk to the bar.
There, the two Kellys wait for a bartender to make their coffees, while another bartender approaches Cole.
As Cole begins to ask, we move past the bar and into the back rooms, before finally leaving out of the propped open fire door, where we catch the limousine driving by that carries the married couple.
As it pulls up to the main entrance, we catch up and watch Quinn and Wade step out to a flashing photographer's camera.
We follow them back into the premises, where Rembrandt stands on stage, microphone in hand, to introduce them.
Rembrandt
Everyone, here they are, the happy couple: Quinn and Wade Mallory. Let's give 'em a hand.
A round of applause echoes through the hall, as Quinn and Wade proceed to their seats, waving.
Fade to:
Time skip to the best man toast. All those present are now seated at their tables, with Lani and Cole squeezed together at their place.
A microphone has been set up by Colin's pod, and he speaks into it awkwardly.
Colin
Hello everyone, I'm Colin, Quinn's brother, and I have been told I need to make some kind of speech now. Given that it's been some time since I've been able to hold a pen for long enough to transcribe anything, I fear it may seem disjointed, but I'll try.
Some of you who know Quinn may be wondering how he has a brother you never knew about, and why I'm confined to a strange little machine.
Well, fear not: that's easily explained.
You see, Quinn and I were separated as children and placed on parallel dimensions with foster parents, then no sooner had we rediscovered one another did he get fused with another version of himself while I lost my grip on the very Earth I stood on, and it's taken over twenty years to bring us to a point where either of us can be here talking to you today.
(beat)
See? Easily explained.
This causes a ripple of confused laughter.
Colin
I've not had the privilege of growing up with Quinn, or even spending much quality time with him. But those few, precious moments I've spent with him make me wish that I had.
Quinn is a man that would go to the ends of the Earth to help someone he cares about, and that's genuinely an understatement.
And given what I know about Wade, he found his perfect match on that front.
He holds up his champagne glass.
Colin
A toast to Quinn and Wade, two of the most caring people to ever walk the multiverse.
Congratulations Quinn. I love you, brother.
Glass clinks are heard throughout the venue.
Fade to:
Time skip to Bridal Waltz.
Quinn and Wade are alone on the dance floor as music swells.
Rembrandt
Ladies and gentlemen... et cetera, all eyes on our special couple tonight as they have their first dance as husband and wife.
Rembrandt starts to sing "Stand By Me" by Ben E King, as Quinn and Wade dance.
Wade
(quietly to Quinn)
What made you pick this song, anyway?
Quinn
I don't know. Just thought Remy would sound great singing it, I guess?
Wade
Hey, you were right.
Fade to:
Time skip to later:
As music blares, and people dance, Quinn takes a moment to rest on the outskirts of the dance floor. He looks pretty tired.
Finally, Lani approaches him.
Quinn
Hey. I'm sorry I haven't been available all night. Who knew it was this exhausting just to get married?
Lani
That's okay. I've just been taking everything in. I met my... grandparents? Though only the man said he was my biological grandfather.
Quinn
Yeah, that's right. But I see all three as my parents. You heard Colin's speech, right? The explanation was in there somewhere.
Lani
I did hear the speech, but understand it? Not exactly.
Quinn
(chuckling)
Yeah, it's like that in this family. Welcome to the madness, Lani.
Lani
Cole was saying something about their brain equipment causing two versions of you to merge, thus freeing their other Dad from your presence... it's just so incomprehensible. I'm gonna need diagrams.
Quinn
(amused)
I'm sure Cole will be able to provide.
Lani
But what's interesting me is your Moms. One has terminal cancer? And one has no cancer? Is that right?
Quinn
Yeah, I think that's accurate.
Lani
Back home I work in a cancer research facility.
Quinn's attention is piqued.
Lani
It became a major branch of the government about fifteen years ago, when over twenty per cent of people who had been exposed to the virus that devastated the male population went on to develop aggressive tumours - both men and women.
Just recently we had a breakthrough in our treatments. Each year we scan people for all types of cancer, and if they're clear, we store their biological and cellular data in a master file, which provides a template.
If they develop cancer in the future, we use that template to tell our nanites what to recognise as healthy tissue, and what to attack.
Quinn's eyes light up.
Quinn
So you can program them to specifically target cell abnormalities based on the healthy past version of the patient? That's genius!
Lani
Right! And while it couldn't work on your mother without a template...
Quinn
(wonder)
We have a healthy version right there...
Lani looks him in the eyes.
Lani
We might still be able to get the cancer out. I don't know about the damage it's done already, necessarily, but...
Quinn
We have to tell them.
Lani nods.
Quinn pulls Lani into a hug.
Quinn
Thanks for bringing us hope.
Fade to:
The family has gathered for their farewells.
Quinn is sitting on the stairs, overlooking all his loved ones in the entryway. Wade is sitting by him.
Lani, Cole, and Anna are all in high spirits, standing together engaged in conversation.
The four elders stand in a group (except Mom Prime who's sitting in her wheelchair) with very pleased expressions. Missus Welles is with them also, and the two Kellys are together, seeming to enjoy each other's company. Kelly Prime, notably, is wearing brand new clothes.
Colin is in his pod, seeming to be waiting for someone to engage him in conversation.
Diana and Maggie stand together, suitcases on the floor beside them.
Rembrandt and Mallory stand together, still in their pajamas. They are not going anywhere.
Mallory
This place is about to get real quiet again.
Rembrandt
Not when there's a piano in the sun room. I'll see to that.
Mallory smiles, and puts his arm around Remy.
On Kelly Prime now, who moves to hug her double.
Kelly Prime
I had such a great time hanging with you. I don't want to go home.
Kelly EDP
Then don't! Come back with me and Mom.
Why stay in a world without chocolate?
Kelly Prime considers this.
Kelly Prime
When you put it that way...
We move on to Michael and Arturo's conversation.
Michael
You're comfortable with your wife going off to that unfortunate world?
Arturo
I admit, I had an absolutely dismal time there myself. But if it means the other Amanda gets a chance to survive, I am not going to protest. And, the template record may save her own life some day.
Michael nods.
The focus shifts to Lani, Cole, and Anna.
Cole
You think Grandma is still curable?
Lani
I think we can, at the very least, halt its growth. Best case is full remission.
Cole
Worst case?
Lani
Worst case, I suppose, is that it doesn't work and she's no worse off.
Anna
I'm so glad I could be a part of this. This has been the best week of my life.
Cole takes Anna's hand.
Cole
(grinning)
Mine too.
We move our focus to Quinn and Wade, who are coming down the stairs. Quinn is pushing buttons on a timer.
Quinn
Alright, first slide back: Earth Prime. Kelly?
He looks at Kelly Prime, who looks at him sheepishly.
Kelly Prime
I've, uh, decided to go back with my double.
Quinn
(smiling inquisitively)
Really? Okay.
He taps new co-ordinates into the timer.
Quinn
In that case, I guess we have a few people heading off to Wade's home world, then.
(beat)
Everyone for Azure Gate Bridge world, step forward.
The two Kellys, Missus Welles, Diana, Maggie, and Arturo all step forward.
Quinn points the timer, and opens the vortex.
Wade hugs her family.
Wade
See you guys soon.
She turns to Kelly Prime.
Wade
Hope my Mom treats you right.
Kelly Prime smiles, and hugs Wade.
The three Welles family members jump into the vortex as Wade waves.
Arturo kisses Missus Mallory EDP goodbye, then approaches Quinn.
Arturo
Congratulations again, Mister Mallory.
Quinn
(leaning in with a mischievous smile)
After the honeymoon, we'll be moving in with you.
Arturo
Wait, what?
Quinn pushes him toward the wormhole.
Quinn
Bye, Professor!
Arturo gives him a sour look as he enters and disappears.
Diana and Maggie are next to approach. Diana nods at Colin in the corner, who gives her a wave.
Maggie briefly meets Mallory's eye, then Rembrandt, then Colin.
Maggie
We'll stay in touch, guys.
Quinn
Bye, Maggie.
He hugs her; a little too long for just friends, but a little too stiff for lovers.
Maggie
We'll see each other soon enough. Bye, Quinn.
She steps through. Diana waves broadly before following. The wormhole closes behind her.
Quinn
Okay, so next is Moms and Lani. Cole, I need the co-ordinates.
Cole bounds up to him, holding up a slip of paper, from when Cole had copied down the information out of the records room. He copies the data to his own timer.
Quinn
Okay. Lani, I need you for a moment.
Lani crosses the room to him.
Quinn
Okay, so this is important. I have to set this timer for a specific amount of time. How long will the treatments take?
Lani
(thoughtful)
I wanna say three months. But it could be a little longer depending on the size of the cancer.
Quinn
Okay, I'll set it for four months. It's important that you press this button--
(points to a button)
-- when the timer reaches exactly zero. Not a second earlier or later.
Lani, looking nervous, nods.
Quinn
If you somehow fail to do so, use this --
(pointing to another button)
-- to send us a message.
Lani nods again.
Quinn
Got it?
Lani
(gulping)
Yeah, got it.
Quinn
Okay. I'm counting on you.
He points opens the vortex, before handing Lani the timer.
Quinn
Good luck.
They share a quick hug, and Quinn moves to his mothers.
Quinn
(to Mom EDP)
Hey Ma, you're really brave to be doing this. Thank you.
Missus Mallory EDP
Oh, honey, I couldn't stand by and watch my new friend die if I could stop it.
Missus Mallory Prime
You really are a sweetheart, Amanda.
Quinn hugs both of his mothers.
Quinn
Alright, you'd better go. I love you both.
Mom EDP pushes the wheelchair to the vortex. Lani and the Moms wave, and then vanish into it.
Quinn watches it close, a bittersweet look on his face.
Now, only Michael remains to go home. Quinn moves to him.
Quinn
Your turn, Dad.
Michael nods.
Michael
You're coming with me, right? For your honeymoon?
Quinn
(nodding)
We have an appointment at the travel agency.
No vacation like a slide-hopping tour of paradise worlds.
He looks at Colin.
Quinn
You take care of Mallory, Cole, and Remy, alright?
Colin
Oh, I'm sure if they act up, my standing here admonishing them will be more than effective enough.
Quinn smiles at him.
Quinn
I might not be coming back here to live, but I'll visit all the time.
Colin
What will you be doing, anyway? Are you joining the Quinn Squad?
Quinn shakes his head.
Quinn
No, not directly. I'm thinking of workin' out of the basement again. Bit more freedom, bit less politics.
Colin
I would have thought after all this time you'd be looking to retire from sliding.
Quinn
(smirking)
I'm a glutton for punishment.
He crosses to Cole and Anna, who are now sitting on the stairs.
Quinn
I'll see you around, Cole.
Cole
Hope your honeymoon can hold a candle to the wedding.
Quinn
It'll be tough. What a night, huh?
Cole
(hugging Quinn)
Bye, Dad.
Quinn
Bye Cole.
Finally, Quinn approaches Remy and Mallory, with Wade also approaching.
Quinn
So, a support group, huh?
Rembrandt
We got issues, what can I say?
Mallory
What's your secret to being so put together?
Quinn
Who, me?
(thoughtful)
Maybe I'm not as "together" as I appear. I'm always working through stuff. Pretty good at keeping it to myself, though.
Rembrandt
Well, if you ever need someone else to talk to, we'll be here, brother.
He hugs each of them, then returns to Michael. Wade lingers.
Wade
(to Rembrandt)
You take care of yourself.
Rembrandt smiles at her, maintaining eye contact.
Rembrandt
I will, Wade.
Wade smiles at his unbroken gaze, and hugs him.
We move focus to Quinn and Michael.
Quinn
Time?
Michael
(eyes on timer)
Twelve seconds.
Quinn nods, and the two move to the centre of the room, followed by Wade, who breaks away from Remy. They give a final wave to those remaining. Michael opens the vortex, and Wade takes Quinn's hand.
They walk into the light, as the others watch and wave.
Mallory and Rembrandt exit into the hall towards the living room.
The vortex closes, and Cole stands up and stretches.
Anna
I really thought you might jump in there.
Cole
Nah. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely wanted to.
They pull out a timer from their jacket, which is counting down from 00:00:44.
Cole
But I didn't need to.
Anna laughs.
Anna
I almost forgot you had one too.
Cole
You coming along?
Anna
Definitely.
Colin watches them from his pod.
Colin
(amused)
I suppose you want me to let your father know.
Cole
(startled)
Actually... I forgot you were still standing there. But yes please, Uncle Colin.
Colin
Ouch, that hurts. Well before you go, I just want to say thanks for helping with Quinn.
Cole
Aww, thanks. Well, you helped too, right? None of this would have happened without your weird superpowers.
Colin smiles.
Colin
Just call me the puppet master.
Cole
(glancing at timer)
Oh, I gotta go.
Cole opens the vortex, and looks back at their uncle.
Cole
The work won't be done until you're outta there. So we've all got a reason to keep sliding and looking for some way.
Colin
I can tell that's just an excuse. Go, have a good time seeing new worlds. Just be careful.
Cole grins at him.
Cole
I will. Bye!
They wave, and join Anna at the vortex. They take one last look at each other, and jump in.
As the vortex closes, Colin stands alone in the room. His smile fades, and he collapses to the floor, tears forming in his eyes. He's not as okay as he's been projecting.